We've done all the hard work hunting these down. All you have to do is marvel at the impossible combinations of luck and stupidity. Show them at your next tool box talk, maybe the importance of reporting near misses will eventually sink in...

1. A train, a van and a level crossing

2. Mid air close call

3. Dress appropriately ... white trousers, hmmm

4. Near miss by process design (this is a disgrace to mankind)

5. Sometimes people get all they deserve. But did it make the accident book?

6. The relationship between technical competence and safety

7. Secure your load properly (notice the dog stops barking, but calm down, we think he probably just took fright and ran off. Like the operator)

8. The importance of safe working load, safe working radius

9. A dangerous occurrence at Harland & Wolf, so it is (cover your ears for this one)

10. A great narrated near miss incident

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