On the other hand you could say, what hope for any of us ...
1. Fool me once ... shame on you. Fool me twice ... you can't get fooled again
2. For every fatal shooting, there were three non-fatal shootings ... this is unacceptable and we're going to do something about it
3. It's clearly a budget - it's got a lot of numbers in it
4. Rarely is the question asked "is our children learning"
5. Will the highways on the internet become more few?
6. I understand small business growth - I was one
7. Families is where our nation finds hope - where wings take dream
8. I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully
9. They misunderestimated me
10. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our people and our country - and neither do we
11. NASA is currently focussing all efforts on space
12. American people are the best educated American people in the world
13. We'll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon too implement the malaria initiative ... so that we can see a reduction in the death of young children - a death we can cure
14. As yesterday's positive result card shows, children do learn when standards are high and results are measured*
15. I heard somebody say "where's Mandela?" Well Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas
16. The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq are the same folks who attacked us in America on September 11th
17. I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle - he's bigger than that
18. Information is moving ... nightly news is one way but it's also moving by the blogosphere and the internets
19. Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission
20. Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I speak to families who die
More tragedy here
*Ah, so you CAN fatten a pig by weighing it - in your faces one thousand consultants!
One final question, which is the more shameful confession?
Contender number 1
"I was Bush's script writer"
Contender number 2
"I was Abba's choreographer"