The capable verdict is ....

Anyone who sits through this movie and rates it as a 4 or 5 (on a 1-5 scale) must be mentally deranged

This movie is interesting for one reason only, at 84 minutes in length it proves Einstein's theory of relativity beyond any shadow of doubt. It feels at least 3 times as long. With the storyline lifted straight from Godzilla and with all the charm and subtlety of William Shatner, it will surely go the way of its "hand-held camcorder" genre forerunner "Blair Witch Project". All hype and no legs

Curiosity is the weapon of choice for this movie, but take it from us, we've seen the monster, you get a good old look at it, and it ain't no big deal

What's that coming over the hill ....?